I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it
the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho’s The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn’t putting it past him
god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already… keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family…… and if that’s not bad enough, they’re gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you’ve diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
“Uncle Benadryl’s one minute rice” one minute what? awake? left to live?
This mysterious “chicken church” is located in the middle of the Indonesian jungle. The abandoned building itself is quite bizarre but even more bizarre is the fact that there are 12 underground chambers.
i’m abandoning my current skyrim run to try and collect all 50+ vanilla followers and i’ve decided to dress them up in cool wizard robes to keep track of them in a crowd
update: i now have 11 followers and they push me around so hard that i’ll sometimes clip through the ground
yeet i’m at 20ish followers and now i feel like a teacher trying their best to manage a gaggle of students during a field trip
i literally cannot get through them?? the orb pondering class of 4e201 is starting to rebel…
onmund pondered over the orb sm that he’s levitating everywhere????
anyways tiny little update:
- i’ve 31 followers now
- only half of them actually fast travel with me, the other half travels by foot to the destination
- everytime i enter somewhere, i’m dropped a solid 10 metres away from the actual entrance because it’s so crowded
- everyone is so loud
- brelyna will sometimes say “got any sausages?” and jenassa will reply “gods you’re starving” which i think is cute :)
orb pondering class of 4e201 now has 40 students!! serana’s too emo to wear anything else for the moment and i’ve decided against recruiting cicero because there can only be one class clown and it’s gonna be me
we’re at 45 followers!! only 10 to go now :)
This is what starting a cult is like up to and including the part where you all go beserk and kill everyone in markarth
Hot take everyone needs at least one creative hobby to accompany their consumptive ones. I don’t mean just art and writing I mean literally anything where you create something.
Embroidery, cooking, knitting, gardening, wood whittling, trap making, needle felting, instrument playing, bug raising, fandom analysis writing, ANYTHING where you do work and can hold the fruits of your labor in you hands. Anything where you MAKE something else.
Something that isn’t a career choice. Something you don’t have to be good at. As long as it brings you joy.
Please get hobbies, they enrich your life.
Can I just bold this so people don’t miss it: Something you don’t have to be good at. As long as it brings you joy.
